I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.

My boss asked, “What companies?”

Gas, water and electricity.

[forwarded by Jim Moss]

One Liner
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.

Thought for the day
“For the law was given through Moses, but God’s unfailing love and faithfulness came through Jesus Christ” John 1:17 NLT

God’s grace is entirely wrapped up in a person: Jesus. You can’t get it through religion or ritual. You can’t get it by following the rules.  You get it through Jesus.  God’s grace is free. You simply need to accept it.