Humor – February 4

In Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.  One little boy seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.

Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down holding his side and asked, “Kevin, what is the matter? Are you feeling ill?”

Little Kevin responded, “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m about to have a wife.”

One Liner
My sister didn’t believe that I could build a car out of spaghetti …. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

Thought for the day
“Remember the wondrous works that he has done, his miracles and the judgments he uttered.” 1 Chronicles 16:12 ESV

David was singing. He had just defeated the Philistines and brought the Ark of the Covenant back to Jerusalem where it belonged.  He was rejoicing and worshiping as he remembered.

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