Humor – February 3

Imagine this scene: God sitting on His thrown. A man standing in front of him next to scores of blackboards, whiteboards, electronic displays, and the like.  God is looking at the man with a very bored expression on His face.

He addresses the man, “Okay, I said you could have all the time you needed to make your point. Time is nothing to me here. But explain to me once again how your presentation proves I don’t exist!”

One Liner
Vegetarian: Native American word meaning “lousy hunter.”

Thought for the day
“There is no one on earth who does what is right all the time and never makes a mistake” Ecclesiastes 7:20 GNT

We’ve all made mistakes. It’s not just a “you problem”; it’s a human problem.

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