Humor – February 7

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
“Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”
“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”
“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”
“Give me two reasons why I *should* go to school.”

“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the PRINCIPAL!”

One Liner
Parental Advice for the day:
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two and keep away from the children.

Thought for the day
“Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me” Psalm 23:4 NIV

God’s presence is the greatest anchor in any situation.

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