Little Johnny burst through the front door with a smile on his face. Surprised, his mother asked, “Why are you home from school so early?”

Johnny said, “They let me go early because I was the only one who could answer a tough question.”

“Oh, really? What was the question?” his mother asked.

“Who threw the eraser at the teacher?”

One Liner
Taxidermists are demanding the right to bear bare bear arms.

Thought for the day
“You made my body, Lord; now give me sense to heed your laws” Psalm 119:73 TLB

God provides wonderful delights for us to enjoy and savor. We are meant to enjoy food! But he has also given us wisdom to know what and how much is good to put in our body—and what is not. We just need to do it.