AMISH VIRUS ALERT!!!
You have just received the Amish Virus. Since we do not have electricity nor computers, you are on the honor system. Please delete all of your files and post your name, mother’s maiden name, and social security number at sites all across the Internet. Thank thee.
Don’t be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you.
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!
Thought for the day
“Not a single one of all the good promises the Lord had given to the family of Israel was left unfulfilled; everything he had spoken came true” Joshua 21:45 NLT
When you can’t count on anything else, you can count on the promises of God.