Humor – February 17

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.

In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, “They wouldn’t take me out while I was alive, I don’t want them to take me out when I’m dead.”

One Liner
Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

Thought for the day
“No one can serve two masters . . . You cannot serve both God and money” Luke 16:13 NIV

You’ve got to decide whom or what you’re going to serve, and your giving will reflect your decision. If God is Lord of your life, then he should be Lord of your wallet, too.

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