Humor – March 5

A man decided to try skydiving. The instructor was telling the class that the main chute should be deployed at 500 feet. If that didn’t work be sure to open the backup chute by 400 feet.

One student asked “How long do you have if neither chute works before you land?”

The instructor replied, “The rest of your life.”

One Liner
Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional.

Thought for the day
Jesus says in Matthew 5:7, “God blesses those who are merciful, for they will be shown mercy” NLT

In other words, what you give, you’re going to get. You’ve got to learn to be a minister of mercy if you want God’s blessing on your life.

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