Humor – March 11

During “children’s time” in the worship service, the kids came forward and the pastor, wanting to teach about prayer,asked, “How can we talk with God?”

The pastor produced paper and envelope and said, “Maybe we can write God a letter. Does anyone know God’s address?” The group said no.

Then the pastor pulled out his cell phone and said, “Maybe we can telephone God. Does anyone know God’s phone number?” The response was again negative.

Then the pastor displayed his laptop computer and said, “Maybe we can send God an e-mail!” A little five-year-old enthusiastically said, “Yeah, try www-dot-God-dot-com!”

One Liner
You know you are a hillbilly when… You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.

Thought for the day
“Do not think of yourself more highly than you ought, but rather think of yourself with sober judgment, in accordance with the faith God has distributed to each of you” Romans 12:3 NIV

The first and greatest barrier to change in any area of your life is pride.

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