A man in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.

“Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!” the man said.

“Aw, Dad, it’s probably okay,” the son said.  “The police car right behind us just did the same thing.”

One Liner
If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

Thought for the day
“I can do all things through him who strengthens me” Philippians 4:13 ESV

You’re either going to be mastered by the clock, or you’re going to master it. And the only way you can truly master it is with the help of Christ, who gives you strength