Humor – June 3

Exercise Pill

“I’m prescribing these pills for you,” said the doctor to the overweight patient who wanted to loose weight without exercising.

“I don’t want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one at a time….”

One Liner
I went out to buy some goose feather pillows, but I found they were so expensive I couldn’t even afford the down payment.

Thought for the day
“The promise is not only for those people that live under the law of Moses. It is for anyone who lives with faith like Abraham”(Romans 4:16 ICB).

No matter who you are and no matter what you’ve done, God loves you and wants you to come home to him. He wants to shower his grace on you. He wants to throw a party for you when you return.

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