1st customer: I’ll have tea.

2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the cup is clean!

(The waiter exits, and then returns after a while.)

Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean cup?

One Liner
I told my parents they’re famous now. I asked my dad who should play him in the movie and his answer did not disappoint: 

“Clint Eastward.”

Thought for the day
“Jesus told him, ‘Go and do likewise’” Luke 10:37 NIV

If you want to serve others the way Jesus serves you, then toss your schedule out the window. People need you when they need you. You must be willing to be interrupted.