Humor – October 12

Jimmy was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by on her way home to speak with his parents. When she rang the bell, Jimmy answered. 

“I’d like to talk to your mother or father,” said the teacher. 

“Sorry, but they ain’t here,” he told her. 

“Jimmy!” she said, “what is it with your grammar?” 

“Beats me,” Jimmy replied, “but dad sure was mad that they had t’go bail her out again!”

One Liner
What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you.

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