A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. 

The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on her phone. “Where are you? the wife said. “You know we have lots to do.” 

He replied, “Do you remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace. I couldn’t afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you?” 

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. “Yes, I do remember that shop” she replied. 

“Well, I’m in the video game store next to that.”

One Liner
It’s either serial killer documentaries or Christmas specials. We’re either slaying or sleighing.