The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. 

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes the teacher
asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes
north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude . . .?”

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating
alone.”

One Liner
I wonder if God was so fed up with all our fighting down here that He sent
us to our rooms.