And now for a story of a truly loving husband: 

One day a man walked into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract a wisdom tooth. 
    “Eighty dollars,” the dentist says. 
    “That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?” 
    “Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an anesthetic, I can knock it down to $60.” 
    “That’s still too expensive,” the man says. 
    “Okay,” says the dentist. “If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20.” 
    “Nope,” moans the man, “it’s still too much.” 
    “Hmm,” says the dentist, scratching his head. 
    “If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10.” 
    “Marvelous,” says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday!” 

One Liner
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!” 

“Shucks,” said Herman, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”