Humor – March 4

The doctor told me “Physical exercise is good for you.” I know that I should do it, since my body is so out of shape. So I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere: 

Monday: 
Beat around the bush. 
Jump to conclusions. 
Climb the walls. 
Wade through paperwork. 

Tuesday: 
Drag my heels. 
Push my luck. 
Make mountains out of mole hills. 
Hit the nail on the head. 

Wednesday: 
Bend over backwards. 
Jump on the band wagon. 
Balance the books. 
Run around in circles. 

Thursday: 
Toot my own horn. 
Climb the ladder of success. 
Pull out the stops. 
Add fuel to the fire. 

Friday: 
Open a can of worms. 
Put my foot in my mouth. 
Start the ball rolling. 
Go over the edge. 

Saturday: 
Pick up the pieces. 

Whew! 
What a workout! 

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