ST. PATRICK’S DAY GROANERS
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Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Real rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short.
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter.
Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
A: St. O’Claus.
Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?
A: Sure, they’re green with envy.
Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame.
Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A: Because they’re very short-tempered.
“I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.”
Reading at the beach makes you well-red.