The teacher asked her students which state they thought has the most cows. A little girl raised her hand and said Texas.
The teacher said, “That is right, you get an ‘A’. Now which state do you think has the most sheep?”
A little boy raised his hand and said Montana. The teacher said, “That’s right, you get an ‘A’. Who can tell me which state has the most turkeys?”
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, that’s easy, “Washington D.C.”
The teacher gave him an A+.
There’s a very effective new pasta diet: You just walk pasta bakery without stopping, walk pasta candy store without stopping, walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping…