Humor – April 1

A little boy in a store had been pawing over a stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, “Just what is it you’re looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend, anniversary or a congratulations to your mom and dad?”

The boy shook his head and answered, “Got any like a blank report card?”

One Liner
Instead of cleaning the house, I just turn off the lights.

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