At 6 years old, “Mommy, I love you.”

At 10 years old, “Mom, whatever”

At 16, “My mom is so annoying.”

At 18, “I wanna leave this house.”

At 25, “Mom, you were right.” 

At 30, “I wanna go to Mom’s house”

At 50, “I don’t wanna lose my Mom.” 

One Liner
I’d be an ideal mother if it wasn’t for my kids.