Humor – May 13

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1989.” 

 “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. 
 
“No,” said the husband, “a 1989 Cadillac.” 

One Liner
“I don’t make jokes, “Will Rogers once said truthfully. “I just watch the government and report the facts.”

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