A grandmother took her little grandson to the beach. They were having a good time until a huge wave came in and swept the boy out to sea!
The grandmother fell on her knees and cried to the heavens: “Please, Lord, return my grandson! Please! PLEASE!!!”
Lo and behold, a wave swelled from the ocean and deposited the drenched child at her feet. She checked him over head to toe. He was fine!
The grandmother looked up to the heavens again and said sternly: “He had a hat.”
She wouldn’t try so hard to conceal her age if her husband would act his.