Mom and Dad were trying to console the little kid. “You know, it’s not your fault that the dog died”. 
    The little kid was having none of it. 
    Dad said, “You know, he’s probably up in heaven right now with God.” 
    The little kid paused a moment, and looking puzzled, said, “What would God want with a dead dog?” 

One Liner
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?