A Sunday School teacher asked her class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by one drawing — it showed four people on an airplane!
Teacher: “What Bible story is that?”
Kid: “It’s the flight to Egypt.”
Teacher: “I see … and that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus … but who’s the fourth person?”
Kid: “Oh, that’s Pontius, the Pilot.”
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.