Humor – October 22

The pastor stood up one Sunday and announced to his congregation:

“I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we have enough money to pay for our new building program! The bad news is that it’s still out there in your pockets.”

One Liner

I hate it when I think I’m buying ORGANIC vegetables, but when I get home they’re REGULAR donuts.

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