Humor – November 2

A mom and her children watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. One fascinated child asked, “Mom, does that hurt?”

“Oh, yes, it does,” she said, remembering her difficult deliveries.

“Wow,” said the kid. “Does it hurt the mother, too?” 

[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]

One Liner

I started with nothing, and I have most of it left.

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