Humor – November 5

A mother mouse and her daughter are suddenly attacked by a cat!  The mother mouse yells, “WOOF! ARF! WOOF!!” and the cat runs away.

“See?” says the mother to the daughter. “It’s important to know a foreign language!”

One Liner

My landlord texted me saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is. I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”

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