Humor – December 8

*Santa to 3-year-old female:

Hello … why is your arm in plaster?

Because it hurts.

What makes it hurt?

The dog.

Did he bite you?

No, he pushed me in the pool.

And did you swim out yourself?

No the pool was empty, and dad was cleaning it.

One Liner

I’m only talking to my dog today.

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