I used my best shower singing voice and did an audition try out to become a member of the local Christmas choir.
After the audition, I asked the director how I did. He said, “I will have you sing tenor.”
“You mean right next to the baritones,” I asked?
“No,” he said, “I mean you should sing ten or more feet away from the choir.”
I know. I know. People say, “It’s the thought that counts, not the gift,” but couldn’t people think a bit bigger?!