Humor – January 4

ADVICE FROM AN OLD FARMER
Part 1

~ Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.  

~ Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. 

~ Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. 

~ A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.

~ Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled. 

~ Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight. 

One Liner

I’m tired of reality — I want a fairy godmother!

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