Humor – January 14

College student: “Hey, Dad! I’ve got some great news for you!”

Father: “Really?  What’s the good news?”

College student: “Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean’s list?”

Father: “I certainly do.”

College student: “Well, you get to keep it.”

One Liner

Dear Lord, please keep your arm around my shoulder — and your hand over my mouth.

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