Humor – January 28

“We don’t have many celebrities in my family, but if my great grandfather was living today he’d be the most famous man in the world.” 

“Really? What’d he do?”

“Nothing much. But he would be 165 years old.”

One Liner

Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.

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