At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. 

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, “Tommy, what’s the matter?” 

Little Tommy responded, “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m gonna have a wife.”

One Liner

If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven’t met everybody.