Two diners at a very swanky eatery were shocked to see on the menu a dish of “hickory-smoked possum jowls in pancake syrup.” They summoned a waiter to complain.

Their waiters looked at the menu. Then he threw it down and yelled to the owner in the kitchen,

“Hey, the printers forgot to translate the menu into French again!”

One Liner

How do I set a laser printer to stun?