Humor – March 1

A man called his neighbor to help move a couch that was stuck in the doorway.  They got on either end of the couch and struggled until they were exhausted, but the couch wouldn’t budge.

“Forget it,” the man finally gasped. “We’ll never get this in.”

A frustrated voice came from the other end of the couch: “IN?!?!”

One Liner

Q. What do you give someone who has everything? 
A. Antibiotics.

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