Humor – March 7

I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. 

She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and lent me her iPhone. 

So the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is furious.

One Liner

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the
“no-bell” prize.

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