“Look, Charlie,” the coach said, “you know the principles of good
sportsmanship. You know the Little League doesn’t allow temper tantrums,
shouting at the umpire, or abusive language.”

“Yes sir, I understand.” 

“Good, Charlie. Now, would you please explain that to your father?”

One Liner

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the
“no-bell” prize.