An accountant, an engineer and a statistician were interviewing for a job. Each of them were asked the same question at the conclusion of the interview: what is 4 x 5? 

The engineer replied 20.000 with a 100% certainty factor. 

The statistician answered that the sample size was too small to make any reliable conclusions. 

The accountant looked around, leaned over the desk, and in a whisper asked, “what do you want it to be?”

One Liner

Because of his ongoing ability to increase office productivity, the “Employee of the Month” award again goes to Mr. Coffee.