Humor – April 13

A little boy had been pawing over a stationer’s stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, “Just what is it you’re looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend, anniversary or a congratulations to your mom and dad?”

The boy shook his head and answered, “Got anything like a blank report card?”

One Liner

A toddler saw a heavily-tattooed man and exclaimed, “I bet his mother took away all HIS markers!”

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