A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter.
The lady asks, “What in the world is that?”
“Beef tongue,” replies the butcher.
The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, “No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal’s mouth!”
The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman’s shopping cart, “I see you’re buying a dozen eggs!”
Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.