Upon receiving her manuscript with a rejection letter back from a major publishing company, the author sent a letter to the editor. 

“Sir,” she began, “you sent back a story of mine. I know that you did not read the story, for as a test I pasted together pages 18,19,20 and 21. My story came back with these pages still stuck together. I know you are a fraud and turned down the manuscript without reading them.”

The editor replied: “Madam, at breakfast when I open an egg I don’t have to eat the whole egg to discover it is bad.”

One Liner

It isn’t the size of the tree that matters, it’s the quality of the nuts that are on it.