Humor – June 21

A driver got a speeding ticket and went to pay the fine.

The police clerk issued a receipt for payment and the annoyed driver said,
“What am I supposed to do with this?”

“Keep it,” the clerk advised. “If you collect enough of them, you get a

One Liner

“Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo.”


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