I was teaching pre-school, and we were discussing family during carpet time, and a 4-yr-old boy asked me, “Miss Laura, do you have a Grandpa?”

I replied, “I used to have 2 Grandpas, but they went to Heaven to be with Jesus.”

He thought, shook his head sadly, and said, “My Grandpa didn’t go to Heaven.”

(Long pause while I tried to figure out how to proceed.)

“He went to Iowa!”

One Liner

Fran and her friends named their band Duvet. It’s a cover band.