A mother and father were chatting with their 13-year-old son about his
future. The tweenager said he’d like to attend Cornell, as his parents and
other members of the family had.
Pleased with his response, they pressed on. “What would you like to take
when you attend college?” they asked the boy.
After giving it some thought and glancing around the kitchen, he replied,
“The refrigerator, if you can get along without it.”
I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X. I don’t know why.