Humor – August 11

During an attack of laryngitis, I lost my voice completely for two days. 

To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps:

One tap meant, “Kiss me.” 

Two taps meant “Yes.” 

Seven taps meant “No.” 

Ninety-five taps meant “Take out the garbage.”

One Liner

When you die, which body part dies last? The pupils. They dilate.

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