A local pastor joined a community service club, and the members thought they would have some fun with him.
Under his name badge they printed “Hog Caller” as his occupation. Everyone made a big fanfare as the badge was presented.
The pastor responded by saying, “I usually am called the ‘shepherd of the sheep’…but you know you people better than I do.”
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: You stay here; I’ll go on a head.