Humor – August 18

A teenage girl had been talking on her phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

“Wow!” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours or more. What happened?”

“Wrong number…” replied the girl.

One Liner

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.


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