It’s not a cat it’s…
a small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
a wildlife control expert impersonator.
an un-programmable animal.
a four footed allergen.
a hair relocation expert.
a treat-seeking missile.
a lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.
People don’t come in all shapes and sizes. We’re all mostly the same shape and a couple of different sizes. Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs came in all shapes and sizes.