Humor – September 13

Two older women, Colleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a party at their country club.

“My dear,” said Melinda, “Are those real pearls?”

“They are,” replied Colleen.

“Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them,” smiled Melinda.

Colleen responded, “Yes, but for that you would need real teeth.”

One Liner

Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.

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